SITE OFFICE

Well to my friends, just to let you know how site office people are... i mean we already know the square part... where if it is not square it's circle... u know what i mean... never think outside the
_ _ _
hahahah
well it's true mah....
so here is more on how to explain this squareness... in terms of producing babies..
where d babies are the project itself of course for those who are square or circle there.. hahhaha

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby and tries to redefine it ....

Too bad... nothing on engineers... hahaha only think an ah pek can think of now is that square... hahahaha