English Names to Chinese Meanings...

This is what i found on the net.. and damn bloody funny... btw.. eg. are by me of course...
hopefully none of u guys out there have this names....
hehehe

Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty
eg. hai ya... u very anne chang lar...

Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
e.g. SHHHHhh... please be an anne chin when ur in d cinema!!!

Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
e.g Walauweh... please clean ur room lar... so many faye chen everywhere 1!!!

Carl Cheng (Mandarin) - Buttock
U think ur Carl Cheng SO nice AH!~! wakakkaka

Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
why u like monica cheng ONE!!!!!

Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
hey hey... you lucy leow ah???

Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
i am Jane Tan... since 5 minutes ago...

Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Wah... lu at tat fella... i think he is Paul Chan leh...

Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Why???? later i go Connie Mah only u know...

Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
-my brain is dead.... so danny boy... change ur name to danny see...

Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
where is ur rosie teng?? oh... in the store loom ah... okays...

Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
why ur pete tsai everywhere one????

Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
U Macy Koh ah?????? come here lar..


hehehe
i really wonder if i can really meet this ppl...
heheheh


ah pek...dubai